Thanks to MC for distracting me from the exit polls with this truly appalling set of candidate interviews broadcast on WWE last night. Each is worst than the next. We have "Hill-Rod" (her name, not mine, yoiks), Barack "Adlai" Obama (this appearance makes the gutter balls look good), and the truly frightening "Insane McCain," who looks like he's about to pick up a chair and clobber Hill-Rod or Adlai across the head. My advice: Democrats stay away from the WWE. You can't win this one.